Plum: “Are we having fun, OP?”
OP: “Yes, Mom.”
Plum: “Good, I have something to ask you.”
Plum: “How would you feel about another little brother or sister?”
OP: “I will poison it while you sleep.”
Plum: “I have to warn you, I will guard that bottle with my life.”
OP ponders this for quite some time.
OP: “I have thought about this long and hard. I have no problem letting my dragon take you both out.”