Warning: BAD LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT. PMS AND HORRIBLE SIMS have conquered me and caused episodes of horrible potty language. I have tried to tone it down, but I’m positive that something will slip through.
I don’t know why I’m even posting this update that isn’t an update but was so full of pathetic fail that I now hate the Sims and the Tart’s and I can’t not post this since it never happened anyway. I want them all dead. Except for Fudge..and Razz and… Okay, I realized just now that I only want Ginger dead. I almost succeeded too. -100 points for me for adding her to the family. Let’s get going.
New house pics –
J/K… I didn’t take any. How about Tart Family Response to new house?
Oh yeah, Skins, eyes and Sims all went wonky. Age bars are all fker’d up too. Poor Mango was back at 0 days old. Ginger (stupid twat or ST for the remainder of this vacation from reality) was about to age to elder.
Yeah, anyway bug-eyed Fudge pretty much sums up the house and he hasn’t even been in it. Jerk.
Mango: What if the walls eat my head again? What about the mean arches.
I take it back brat! Kidding! No arches and dad will test your bed.
I built the house shell in Edit Town, but I want them to spend the money they made from buying and selling houses, so it was furnished after I finally go them to move to this house (took 5 tries of game fails. I had to finally remove them and merge them into this one in Edit town…luckily they did have to pay for the house).
Ginger: I was really enjoying hearing him scream in starvation. Put him down so I can hear that sweet music again.
Poor suffering Bberry. Yes, you can have one next time I load the game.
Time for Papaya to get mobile.
Fudge’s life in a nutshell: Go to work. Come home. Clean the house. Make dinner. (tonight we had Pap’s birthday…okay no Pap…Papy? We’ll see. Anything is better than being called Pap smear.) Feed the kid, change him, put him to bed. Clean more house. and then it’s time to go to work.
Fudge: Now, criminals are bad, Yaya. (ok that’s lame too) Grandpa fails at being a criminal. If anything, be like uncle Blueberry.
Papaya: Unca Bewwy!
Blue screen! Even though it looks black here. I have no clue where I saved last, but I know it was soon after Miss Ginger pissed the bathroom floor….I think. I’m counting them since there is documented proof that in some alternate dimension it happened.
I don’t even know what room this is, that’s how new the house is…again. If you pass out, please go out to the pool and die. Oh wait, you’re pregnant and can’t die…hold that thought for a couple of days.
If you’re thinking I’m to harsh on Ginger…I’m not. I am to the point of killing her. Painfully. I want a death that lasts for days. I want her to suffer. I actually hate the sight of her now.
The screaming baby moodlet is a permanent fixture now. No one goes near the nursery except Blackberry when he’s not in jail or when Fudge is not on the other side of the world dealing with fire and disasters.
I love how now everyone (Razz ((In front of Fudge))and Fudge) have to fight Ginger for the kid. I don’t think she’s been near him in days. As soon as she realized I was tossing her after the baby, she had to pretend to be useful. Oh and when we moved back to this new house, we forgot the motive mobile. So, no one is ever happy anymore.
Well, he’s a firefighter with athletic skill..of course you got whooped. I still am not sure if she did a cyberwoohoo or what to get accused of cheating. When the reputation thing hit her moodlet area, it did not say falsely accused.
CRASHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kicks the computer! Stupid #$##$##%$##$!!!!! All the way back to her still being pregnant. I cannot remember if the last save was before or after the cheating and subsequent divorce. I just left the game shut down and haven’t turned it on since. Anyway, that is the reason they didn’t get birth cards. I know that Orange followed the boys and his color was red and Kiwi followed Grandma into the black.
So here the happy family is. I will have to open it back up sooner or later. At this point, I’d rather go scrub my bathroom with my toothbrush. I think Fudge and Ginger need to make ghost babies.
Next time, we will figure out how many game days I lost and if Ginger and the family act different on replay. I am dreading the outcome since it could go worse than this. I do feel kinda bad for Ginger, I have still not figured out how she cheated or if she really did. Anyone hear of a game glitch that would do this? I am seriously only angry that she has left both Mango and Papaya to the point that the Social Worker was about to show up. Although, not sure I can overlook the -30 points (yeah, no pic but she did pass out in the bathroom right after Plum beat the shit out of her).
As it stands pointwise….
-5 for passing out after getting blown up.
-5 Self wetting.
-5 Self wetting.
-5 passing out.
-5 Self wetting.
-5 Self Wetting.
-5 Self Wetting.
Grand total of -35
But points for twins…that haven’t been born yet…lol