This is not part of the generation, I don’t think. Just the mad/insane ramblings of an old lady who had consumed (too much) rum and Mt. Dew on a Friday night.
Sober A/N: The lag from the last chapter ticked me off. I grabbed the save file and moved it to a different file heading in Any Game Starter. I only took my mods folder and save file. From the downloads folder, I only took hair, shoes and makeup. A lot of people will need new hairdos, because I seem to have forgotten some. Poor Fudge.
How can I be a 4-star general with a daughter that can’t figure out if she is a purple bunny or
Or a purple Cheetah? I pondered this for a while. Then I realized that my baby brother and three of my kids were getting on the bus, I decided to scold Pumpkin for no reason whatsoever.
I was giving Pumpkin a belated birthday present (an apple seed), when she said that she would prefer a magic trick. I have been a Fire chief and a low level Corporal. What do I know about magic tricks?? I love my youngest little girl, so I will do whatever I need to in the quest to give her great magic.
She should have been at school, but instead we stood outside talking and telling jokes. This is when I realized that I had ignored my family. Mango was gone and I barely knew him. Papaya was going to be next followed closely by Orange and Kiwi. All those years gone. It is now my intention to change all of that.
My new wand came in the mail today. You’re dying to know my stage name aren’t you? No, Harry Potter was taken. I chose the Power of Tart. It was really a title my brother got saddled with, but he has basically become Public Enemy Numero Uno. He has to hide from all of his enemies these days.
Hi, pointy proprietor person! I wanted to meet someone new. So, here I am meeting someone new.
Shelby Sharpe: “‘How do I love thee? Let me count the ways'”
Fudgy: Yeah, Let me count the steps as I runaway….
Woah, my brother, Pineapple, is having a seriously bad hair day.
Jenn noticed when redoing Pineapple’s hair that he is full adult. I’m not afraid that this fact combined with alcohol almost made me cry.
Pineapple (talking to his hands): You are stooopid! I don’t want more kids. I have no interest in the ones I have. I want to stand in the park and scratch my butt all day long.
Hands: No, we don’t want to scratch it.
Fudge: Hey, little brother! How you likin’ the new town?
Pineapple: New town sucks. I actually have to earn a place in the females’ beds.
Fudge: Yeah, you might want to tone down your insanity. I almost ran away before saying hi. Also, the fact that you have 15 enemies is not helping you in the female department.
P-apple. Okay, but let me take a photo real quick. I want proof that I knew you before you were famous.
Fudge: Um, we’re brothers. I’ve known you since you were born.
P-apple: Oh yeah. I see you so rarely, that I forgot.