Let’s start off this update with a little bit of Cream Cheese.
..and some risky woohoo in the photobooth.
Here’s a Habanero just standing around too.
Trying to finish this up so he can have his birthday.
Speaking of birthdays.
The always forgotten Tangy turned teen without a cake.
He looks so much like his dad, but then all the kids look like Blackberry.
Sent Fudge and Charlie to take pics! So adorable.
Fudge was Potty Training and I got bored so we head over to watch the kids leave school.
Stinky Kiwi and Stinky Papaya
Stinky Kiwi, Stinky Papaya and Stinky Orange…We got a hat trick.
We got a fairly happy, non-stinky Habanero.
We got a Non-stinky, happy Habanero, a tired Peach and Trish having a bad hair day.
Trish got new hair. She belongs to Pineapple.
and Peach gives us our first fail of the update! Go little heiress! You rock!! -5
Random townie in the back and Crumb in the front. Crumb is Pineapple’s oldest.
Unnamed girl: That Peach totally rocks!
Habanero: Mom, stop blocking the path to the only bookcase in the house!
Habanero: Not another one! I’m outta here.
The best one of the bunch and she is possessed now.
Pumpkin: My eyes say I like Salmon, but I don’t believe them.
Pumpkin’s eyes: If you ever want to see your normal daughter again, then buy me lots of cake and candy!
I guess the eyes got what they wanted or resetsim worked.
Can you guess who wished to quit their job? Now his days are filled with trying new things.
Fudge: Is pretty fly for a white purple guy.
Later on Fudge autonomously decided to sing. My eyes didn’t even look at him. We were in awe of Kiwi in the background.
Fudge: *sing sing* I can’t sing..doooo dooo lalalala
Kiwi: Oh F*ck!! Help!!!!
Fudge: *screeching loudly* I’m pretty fly for a purple guy!
Kiwi: Ahhhhhhh!!!! Someone save me!!!
*dies* Bahahahahahaa. Glad I’m not in this family. I almost had to -5 points for peeing myself.
Kiwi: Why won’t it stop?
Kiwi: That’s gonna leave a mark.
Fudge was obliviously singing like a dead cat Rock Star.
Right hand: It wasn’t me! Lefty made us do it!
Kiwi: Bad lefty! Bad Bad Bad!!!
Left hand: Oh shut up. It wouldn’t have happened if you had just squashed all those puppies like I told you to.
Blackberry will never finish is LTW at this rate. He mastered painting previously. He just refuses to play the guitar now. *hint* It’s been in your inventory for a generation and a half, Pal.
Cream Cheese is finally ready for cake!
Fudge: Blow out the candles, CC!
Cream Cheese: AAAHHHH bblblblblblblblblb!!!
Fudge: No! Don’t spit on the cake!
Charlie: *grumpypregnanthormonalbitch* You little brat! There goes that piece that was screaming my name.
Yep another age up into underpants.
What an adorable kid. Gotta love Charlie’s genes.
The gathering spot. Fudge needs to stop those thoughts…soon. I get confused when I see Papaya and Orange. They both aged up into the same outfit.
That’s okay though. It’s cake time for one of them.
Of course there can be no party with a broken computer on the lot.
Fudge: I don’t want to fix the computer. I want cake!
Charlie: OMG! It’s broken! How can I ever be happy again?!?
Fudge to the rescue!
Orange: Hey! We aren’t twins anymore!
Papaya: This hair sucks!
Papaya’s “I’m outta here” pic.
Fudge has had a Midlife Crisis since his birthday. He is just now getting to his first wish. Flirt with someone else. We chose Pop’s wife Danita because she is a safe choice.
Then it was off to get a tattoo. It’s a heart on the back of his neck. I have the colors so pale that it looks almost invisible.
The next day Fudge wished to flirt with someone else again. We found Pur Licious at the library. He had to greet her before he could flirt. After he greeted her he added a Flirt with Pur wish. So, we took care of two birds with one flirt. That’s her husband Del in the background.
We didn’t get the labor memo until it was time to name her. Say hi to Peppermint everyone!
All she does is cry.
I solved that problem easily enough. We got the cutest toddler derp yet.
I am the cutest baby ever!
Pepper: Look Daddy! I got boogers!
*giggle giggle* *Flingggggg*
Kiwi: OMG! Ewwwww! It flung a booger at me!!!
I can’t believe how adorable she is.
Pepper: I don’t like that word, daddy. Pick a new one.
CC is on his 2nd painting.
I heard heckling and went to investigate. I found Orange in the contraption and Charlie and Blackberry laughing at him.
Unlike his twin, he loves it.
During Orange’s fun, Fudge had not only taught Pepper to talk, he also finished the potty training.
Let’s add a bit of Tangy fail to the update. -5
Cherry called up and asked if our kid wanted to play with hers. We definitely said yes to that.
Although the kid in question aged up in the process.
Here is Lewis, Cherry’s only child.
I couldn’t believe that Cherry was a full adult already.
Here is the teen Peachy. She won’t get her makeover quite yet.
Looks like several opportunities to fail here..
Yeah, when he wished to quit his job a few days earlier, we had to pay to change it for the 100th time. We chose Surrounded by Family since it was guaranteed. Peach was #5.
Orange shows us how to Pass Out in style. -5
Fudge bought himself a moodlet manager with his LTW points.
You’re in the bathroom dumbass…goooo!!!
D: There’s like 4 other ones…GOOO!!!!
Peachy strolls on in with Fudge on her heels.
Peach: Hi Sister!
Kiwi: I’m just going to stand here until it magically cleans itself.
Fudge: Oh that’s gross. Don’t mind me. I’m here to fix the sink.
Peach: Just pretend that it’s clean. That’s all I have to do.
Peach: OMG! Something just bit my ass!
Kiwi: -5 for me!
And you all wonder why I keep wishing to quit my jobs.
Oh c’mon Orange! -5
Seriously? Well, at least you didn’t land in your own puddle. -5
This is what happens when the moodlet manager backfires. -5 Fudge.
When he finally got up again, he immediately had a new Crisis wish.
Fudge: I hate to do this, Charlie. I can’t believe I got this wish.
Charlie: Hold that thought.
Me and Fudge:
Fudge: Sorry, Charlie. I’ll fix this.
Fudge: But I need to collect my points first.
Fudge: Please don’t be upset. The midlife crisis made me do it!
It was an eventful night and Cherry put a cherry on top of it by peeing on the doorstep on her way home.
I had Fudge jumping so I could track down all the kids. It seems that they all ditched school. Charlie came over and disturbed him and started talking mean.
I got bored with Over Hormonal Charlie and gave Peachy her new hairdo.
And now back to our program.
She yelled at every kid in the house except CC, Peach and Peppermint. Orange and Kiwi’s friendship with her went down into the pink because they didn’t have the benefit of the automatic friendship with her at birth, since she is not their mother. Tangy had 0 relationship with her and he basically declared war on her after this.
No clue what Fudge was doing. He was either skilling up Peppermint or hiding.
Straw Razzle came home with someone. I gave him a new hairdo. Peachy seems interested! *takes notes*
The many faces of Tangy!
Fudge made the rounds and let everyone off the hook.
I see you two over there. *Puts gold star next to Straw’s name*
Time is flying by so fast. Habanero and Pumpkin are up next in the birthday department.
I think Pumpkin turned out wonderfully!
Sigh. So glad that’s over with. But I am not liking his wish panel. He wants a boy, a girl and a grandchild? Good thing Papaya just got married.
Pumpkin spends all of her spare time on the keyboard.
I came looking for Fudge so that I could get him to finish skilling Peppermint. I randomly found Plum making fun of Blackberry’s grandchildren. o.O
Found Peachy playing pool instead of going to school.
I came back over to find out why Pepper is not being taught to walk. I thought, “Oh cool. Maybe they’ll fix things on their own!”
Until Fudge started making fun of Pumpkin in front of Pumpkin. Luckily, she remained oblivious.
Charlie didn’t take it too well.
I finally got Fudge to teach Pepper.
Poor Pumpkin froze earlier that day and when I reset her, she got new hair. She got us another -5 for peeing outside.
Orange and Kiwi are read to move up and out in life.
Afterwards, Pepper was ready for childhood.
What a doll.
Sometime in the future ~
I didn’t even notice that she was missing, but apparently Charlie ran out to the hospital. I then forgot to get his baby pic. The cuteness continues on.
Got a bit of skilling done while the teens were at prom.
Lefty told Kiwi that the only way she would be safe from him would be to wear an aqua zebra pattern forever. She chose to listen to him this time.
And Mr. Orange’s makeover. This marks the last two kids from Ginger.
I didn’t even know who she was. Here is Lona Smoothie I had to do a tiny bit of corrective surgery because her jaw was wider than her ears. I was creeped out.
Here is Peach’s guy, Straw. Not sure I am going to like them together. I already refer to them as Peach Straw in my head.
So, the reason why this was so long was because I was trying to host someone through Simport. I accepted the request in game on a Wednesday. It said it would start at 7pm on Thursday. Well, Thursday came and went. The next Thursday after that came and went. I was unable to Edit Town or save my game for 6 hrs. I finally had to cancel the request. It got to be 3am and the game was lagging horribly. So, I went to bed at 3 and got up at 6. I am now off to go take a nap before spending the rest of the day on Final Fantasy 9.
Peach is still a billion years from YA, so hopefully only one more Fudge update and we can start on Peach.
Plum and Blackberry Watch starts now. They are both 95.
I don’t want to tally points 4 self-urination and 4 pass outs. That has to be a Tart record. Just sucks that Orange did half of them in like a 30 minute (RL) window.
Torch Holders: 2
Sim Failing School: 0
Visit from Service Sim: 0
Passing Out: 18
Accidental Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visit: 0
Twin Births: 3
Triplet Births: 0
Fulfilling LTW: 1
Achieving Honor Roll: 3
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 1
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0
Every 100,000 dollars: 4
Having an NPS Spouse reach the top of their career: 0