Caramel would like to welcome everyone back to their house. Previously, FP grew up, all the kids took off to boarding school, FP then dumped Drake and subsequently met and brought home Caramel, a former Paparazzi.
FP does paint some of the strangest things.
Caramel has been at the house for quite awhile. I get the feeling he is waiting to be asked to move in.
So, FP does just that.
He happily said yes and we now have a new resident.
I cheated. I got rid of his schmoozer trait and gave him virtuoso. I then used his one interaction to get a job at the theater.
FP was sleeping while he was gone and then popped out of bed to pop.
Pregnancy has affected Cookie’s brain function. She would rather sit next to FP than go eat.
Goober never made it home. I then put a guitar in his inventory. I will get rid of the drums when he is done.
Charlie: Death is very stressful.
Caramel: I guess I should think about going home soon.
That would be a good idea.
FP was instructed to wash her hands because I was sick of the stupid trap flashing.
Oh, he made it home and found his bed! Yay!
Did you fall feet first or something?
Jez: No, why?
Because your legs all deformed. Looks painful.
Jez: Nope they are fine. Probably EA animation fail as usual.
Sugar Date Marmalade: Hello! You are in my way! I want to stand right there.
Jez: There are like 6 climbing walls. Why must you have the one I am using?
Sugar Date: Screw her. I’m going home.
What are you doing?
FP: Proving that I can cook.
Ookay. I’m glad I can see the alarm from here.
FP: Oh hush. I won’t burn down the house.
And shock of all shocks, her very first meal is very nice APPLE pancakes.
FP: Mom, I have an announcement! I am getting married!
Jez: Congrats to you and that ball and chain you’ll be dragging around kicking and screaming.
FP: I’m not done yet. You’re gonna be a Gma too!
Jez: Aha! So that’s why there is a hasty engagement. Congrats.
FP: Pillow Fight!
FP: This is way more fun than I thought it would be.
Gummi walked by while they were doing a fairy frolic.
Then they chatted about inconsequential things.
They even chatted a bit about art.
Then the paparazzi chick spontaneously combusted. Instead of dying though, she just reset herself off the lot.
They both took a potty break and then went back to chatting. They enthused about the wedding.
While I watched her tummy expand. Jez was the first one to get tired, so I had FP hit her with the moodlet manager.
Jez: Thank you daughter!
FP: I propose a truce. Do you accept.
Jez: Of course!
Amethyst Rose stopped by later that day. She married Malcolm Harris back in SSV.
I then realized that she is pregnant. She will later have a daughter named Daniella and promptly get pregnant again.
I ended up having to watch these two like a hawk. They are always chatting and both found the other hot.
Jez was invited to a party. I’m not sure why Mocha invited her, but FP and Caramel went too. They spent a lot of the night mocking each other.
Glaze was on hand too.
Glaze: OMG, it’s step-mother!
Tart member in back: Jez is hot!
FP: Are you serious? You want to woohoo in my brother’s house and on some strangers bed?
Caramel: Yep. Let’s do it.
Glaze and Agnes were seen flirting. I was so disturbed, then remembered that she was not his mother. LOL
Mocha: Where is FP? Mother is trying to steal her man!
Mocha: Enemy, unhand my sister’s man!
Duncan Deisiderio and another Tart member were seen slow dancing.
I was like, who are you talking to, before I remembered she was insane.
Righty: This party sucks ass.
Lefty: Shut up, Righty. This place is awesome!
Righty: Is not!
FP: You dare interrupt Righty and Lefty? I curse you!
Jordan Tart (Peppermint’s daughter): I just wanted an autograph.
FP: No, I do not do autographs.
FP: No, no pictures of my awesome are not allowed. Back off.
FP: That stupid Tart. How dare she take a photo of my ass. Now everyone will be chasing after it!
Jez and Caramel are having the best night ever.
Mocha: I am tired people, please leave.
Caramel: That Agnes is freaking hot.
Mocha: I want you all to leave!
So, Jez started dance all by herself, while I watched poor FP.
FP: Dammit, Caramel stop stomping on my damn feet!
Mocha: Poor FP, getting here feet stomped on.
Caramel: *don’t stomp the toes, don’t stomp the toes* *stomp* Oops. Sorry.
FP: I bet Auntie’s husband Malcolm is a good dancer and he is hot.
FP and Caramel went home when her toes started bleeding. A little while later, Mushi and Blueberry were born. They are both male.
I prefer the one on the left.
The flat faced one is just plain creepy when he squints like that.
They really are cute though. Stink was leaving for school and said they needed more kittens. So, I will have another batch.
She really is painting the oddest things. I have them all in her inventory
Sunny Dee: I sense that my Great-Granddaughter is knocked up.
You could use that guitar you know!
Caramel: No, thanks. Pool is much more fun.
FP Then goes on to fill up two easels of weirdness.
It’s the next afternoon, and Jez is still at Mocha’s house.
FP decided to do a Tummy Twister on a very unappreciative papergirl.
Oh look! Jez found her home!
Cookie: I spy a stinkin’ witch.
FP: I don’t want to work out for 4 hours.
Meanwhile, Jez was out and about and then passed out. Go girl!
FP: Am I done yet?
You haven’t even reached the two hour mark.
FP: Why yes, I would LOVE to get off the weight set and give the maid an autograph.
Gummi and Caramel playing video games together.
FP: The best way to sleep is in your workout clothes!
FP: Crap. It hurts. CARAMEL! Get the car!
FP ended up going to the hospital alone. Caramel showed up seconds before she exited with Generation 6. Soda-Fizz.
Stay tuned for our next installment. Soda has a birthday, Cookie has more kittehs, FP, Caramel and Jez do their thing and Baklava graduates.
Torch Holders: 5
Sim Failing School: 0
Passing Out: 46
Accidental Deaths: 1
Social Worker Visit: 0
Twin Births: 3
Triplet Births: 2
Fulfilling LTW: 5
Achieving Honor Roll: 6
Times Cheated: 1 (changed a trait with MC)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 4
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 2
Every 100,000 dollars: 15.
Having an NPS Spouse reach the top of their career: 1