Last time: Jade sent the kids to boarding school, Taffeta was a huge brat, they had a failure of a butler, a million bedtime stories and a couple of risky woohoos.
First off, Jade cancels the trip to the future!
Secondly, she has the kids come home.
*There is a huge simmer fail going on, I just don’t know about it until late in the update*
Tyr: “What do you mean the trip is cancelled! Boo!”
Tyr: “Art sucks!”
Jez: “I’m artistic, asswipe!”
Jade: “I’m really craving spaghetti right now.”
Good thing someone just made some.
Jez leaves Tyr pouting in favor of playing with the chicks.
This amused me to no end. More on that LTW later.
Jade popped for the 800th time this week. I did feel bad about it, but I used Debug Enabler to end Jez’s pregnancy.
Tyr is awesome.
I finally just paused the game out of boredom and gave everyone makeovers. Jez’s favorite color is white.
Kids finally returned from boarding school..not sure how he unlocked an island, but whatever. It’s their second one without ever trying.
Jez’s favorite color is Irish Green.
Demon is still wandering about being evil.
Damask’s favorite color is white, like mom.
These two scurry in to have theirs.
Silk’s favorite color is Lime. Taffeta’s is black. I should have known.
Caramel is asleep and Tyr is at work, they can have theirs some other time. Caramel is hot pink and Tyr is Blue.
After Jez finished with the chicks, she made an army of snowmen. Then I realized that she was supposed to be at work. Slacker!
Kid room makeover! I even assigned them a bed with the frame being the guide for the kids.
I even did the playroom and made it more of a homework space. I hope I never see lime again. I swear I went blind in here.
Jade’s bathroom – 1st draft. I redid is several times, but the contents are the same.
Tyr and Jez’s room.
and their bathroom.
Nursery/kids room for the new baby.
After everyone ran around looking at the new stuff, I passed by Taffeta and Jez chatting about the snow.
Damask: *shoves door into Taff*
Taffeta: “You’re such a diva, great-grandma!”
Jez: “You are a rotten little thing!”
Ha! I forgot I put this here. I had accidentally clicked it redoing the room and when I went to click it away, I hit the snow and placed it. Then forgot it.
Silk was the first one to go play with him.
Then she added to the snowman army.
Taffeta: “Stars sucks! I hate you space!”
I bet she is the first one abducted when she hits teen.
Taffeta: “Oh shut up. They wouldn’t dare take me!”
Rolls wish to be Emperor of Evil.
*does not click*
You dork. No one wants lemonade in the winter!
Damask: “Then why did you put it here?”
Because I thought it would sit here unused for all eternity.
Tyr: *breaks dishwasher*
Jade snuck off to a kids nook to randomly chat with someone.
Jade: “I am so hungry for waffles!”
Then you should have eaten them instead of throwing them on the floor to watch your dad play guitar.
Jade: “Waffles in the snow in my underwear. Best. Meal. Ever.”
Silk: “Bedtime story!”
Jez: “Too tired.”
They found their bed!
Taffeta: “Bedtime story or else!”
Fudge: “I’m already dead, duh. Not much else you can do to me.”
Taffeta: “I will get you for this!”
Okay neat freak, get to bed!
Silk: *runs off to play with cow plant*
Taffeta: “Where the hell is that damn man with my goddamn story!” *sits there waiting for 3 hours*
Silk: “Can’t get me!”
Damask: “Monster? Are you under grandpa’s bed?”
Damask: *pouts* “No monster.”
We all knew this was coming, it was just a matter of who would be first. Silk = -5
She did finally go to her bed, but the bus pulled up…lol
I was sure Damask was going down next, but he did not. He ran off to the bus.
Taffeta: “Stupid snowman!” *kills it*
Taffeta was next. I should have known. -5
Bye bus. I wish winter would end. I am tired of the snow here.
I can’t believe she randomly changed her LTW. I put the easels up, but I doubt she has enough time to complete this LTW. My only hope is to get painting done and leave the guitar to autonomy.
Uh oh! Then I heard the disgraced sound.
I missed this, but here is the evidence. -5 Damask.
Damn you! -5 more.
Say wut? You had a ton of days left yesterday!
I say ton, but they really did have about 3 days to elder left.
Simmer failure alert: I updated my graphics drivers yesterday! I did fix all my graphics settings, but didn’t hit over to the aging tab. I am going to have to leave it at the default settings until this update is over.
*dies of shock*
You go, Caramel! One more for your completely autonomous LTW!
Everyone is actually asleep (Jez is heading straight to bed) and it’s dark!
*notes that Caramel’s room never got a makeover*
Tyr got woken up by a haunting.
Founder spouse! Hi, Blackberry.
It was finally time! The only one to notice was poor traumatized Silk..who is about to miss the bus.
I forgot that I locked the nursery door to keep everyone out. Jade dumped the newest twins in the snow and left. Luckily, it only took 5 hours for these two dipshits to find them.
*Jade was almost starving to death, so she ran off to eat*
Maybe this little ass should have been the starvation ghost child. This is Buttercream.
Pre-makeover shots due to screaming brats.
Apparently someone fed this one. So Jade only had to change stinkies and put her to bed.
Taffeta? That was shocking. She changed more stinkies and then set her on the floor.
As per the norm, everyone in the house is asleep and Silk is dancing.
Oh I lied. Jade is up there putting one of the screamers to sleep. One of them has to sleep in the hall because I was only expecting one.
I always fail at getting out the trait info or even noticing them when they happen, so here you go. Buttercream and Angel had their traits locked in. I just now found out about Angel’s. She is automatically the heir for Jade.
I actually only opened my game for Jez.
She has a completed LTW, but no charisma or guitar skill. This doesn’t count, but I am pissed that it randomly changed to this. If you recall (I didn’t, I had to check generation 4), she wanted to be surrounded by family, and was. So her LTW is complete, it’s just not this one.
Pass outs: 27
Accidental Death: 1
Social Worker Visit: 1
Twin Birth: 1
Triplet Birth: 1
LTW Completion: 1
School Honor Roll:
Every $100k: 3
I haven’t played ahead, so who knows what will happen next time!