Last time, we got reacquainted with everyone and nothing else happened.
Sage still hangs out doing absolutely nothing at the firehouse. In fact, there was a single fire and he had no options to fight it.
I did not even bother to put in a combo rabbithole. I just stuck the LL stadium behind the school to hide it.
Jade went on a mate hunt. She encountered Bay Leaf Meadow.
He did not accept her flirt, but his wife did show up to get her autograph.
She went on to greet a visiting alien who was hanging around the house.
Taro Winter was found next. So far everyone she has met has gotten married within a day of her meeting them (accept the alien of course).
Sunny Dee was out visiting. If you recall, she is Tyrian’s mother and great-grandmother to Sage, Jade and Cola-Fizz.
Social worker threatens, but Jade was sent to fix Pixel up.
The twin faces on the twins is how they show their appreciation of being forced to find spouses.
Sage ran off and had his face painted instead.
At this point, anything that moves is eligible.
Jade scouts out Sapphire Lush.
Sage finds Cristal Parfait.
Everyone was safe at home for the day except Jez. She apparently insists on leaving the house with the laundry, climbing a mountain, climbing down the mountain and then going home to put the clothes in the washer.
Here is Jez doing the exact same thing except she is putting the clothes in the dryer.
Jade makes her spouse choice.
Sage was right on Jade’s heels with his own choice.
Sage returned home to check on the house and occupants. So far, no fails and everyone is still alive.
Humus and Cilantro were born. We kept Humus (left).
Jade: “It’s so damn hot!”
Sapphire: “Only a moron wears their winter clothes in the sweltering heat of summer.”
It took Jade a long time to get Sapphire cornered. She kept refusing to visit or go on dates.
But once cornered, Sapphire was happy to see Jade again.
There was no way Jade (or me) were letting her get away again. She agreed to the proposal and to moving in.
And not a moment too soon.
Sage was not going to let Jade have all the attention on this day either.
Of course, just to be difficult, Sage was too tired and hungry to propose, so Cristal did her maternity spin out of order.
Elmer was adopted for Humus.
Jez became an elder. I think when she passes, I will have Tyrian return to the Netherworld to be with her.
Cristal finds her new grandmother-in-law and gets acquainted before she heads off to work.
Cookie snagged herself a snake.
Cristal Parfait – Brodding, Eco-Friendly, Heavy Sleeper, Green Thumb and Evil. LTW: Emperor of Evil. Likes: Songwriter, Tri-Tip Tofu steak and red.
Fruit Parfait: “Don’t even think about flirting with your sister’s wife, boy.”
Cola-Fizz wants to badly, but he resists.
It does not stop both ladies from panting after him though.
Elmer ages up.
Cilantro is in charge of the first fail of the update. Should I count pet fails? Comment below.
The bellies are increasing. Hopefully they each will have their baby soon.
Cookie leaves us. *cry*
All Cola-Fizz does is dance and break the laptop. It’s time for him to go. I know he takes Cilantro, but I forget when he leaves.
Jade went into labor at work. She gives birth to a boy named Marzipan.
Gummi leaves us next. *cries more*
Cristal also has a boy. They named him Banana.
Ha. I thought they were all already married. Double wedding in the foyer.
Now Cola-Fizz moves out. Apparently he took FP and the cat.
Even projecting an aura of soothing, Cristal and Jade do not get along. Might have to do with Jade fairy tricking her every second of the day.
When she is not after Cristal, she is trapping everything she can.
Cristal finally has enough.
I found a starving Banana being ignored by Tyrian and Sapphire. I watched what turned out to be a flirt.
Catching her husband flirting with a much younger woman pushes Jez over the edge. She has lost control of her bladder. -5
Please join Cola-Fizz Tart in his ISBI Spinoff, Tart Genes
Torch Holders: 6
Sim Failing School: 0
Passing Out: 56
Accidental Deaths: 1
Social Worker Visit: 1
Twin Births: 4
Triplet Births: 2
Fulfilling LTW: 5
Achieving Honor Roll: 8
Times Cheated: 3
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 5
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 5
Every 100,000 dollars: 15
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 1