Last time Mooncake took over as TH. Most of her siblings got paired up, married and started making babies. Moonie had a hard time choosing between two brothers, Eggplant and ChocoMint. The consensus stands at 15 people want Eggplant, 0 want ChocoMint. Today we find out who she picks! OH and Moonie is pregnant. I forgot about that. Do we know who the dad is? I guess we will find that out soon.
Not only do we start out with a date want, we also note that Moonie wants a boy. I think she forgot that she hates kids.
Eggplant agrees to meet at the elixir consignment shop for the date. Moonie has a secondary want of getting an elixir.
Partway there, we autofocus home. I immediately pause my game and go cry elsewhere.
Berry decides to go to the bathroom and is the only one at home who does not go running to Peanut Butter’s side.
Peanut Brittle, understandably, takes it the worst. We need fairy kitties so they can live for 100’s of years too!
I think Lifesaver not smiling did me in too. She’s always smiling or grinning. Poor baby *sobs*
Across town, Moonie pauses the date to mourn and then continues on like a heartless bitch.
She bought like $12,000 worth of elixirs and then got them free for being a celebrity. She tosses one at Eggplant, which sort of dipped their relationship a bit.
Now that the date is done, she wants one with ChocoMint.
This is what his response was…10 times in a row.
Moonie: Oh, hell no!
The newly vamped Egglant was found with Beignet.
Moonie: We have to put a stop to it!
Moonie: Hey, honey. I know you’re not out on a date with my sister right now. Are you?
Eggplant: *in fear* No, I would never cheat on you.
Moonie: My cat just died and you were cheating on me *sobs pathetically*
Beignet: I know I put my knife in my pocket somewhere. Someone dies tonight!
Eggplant: Oh no. Your poor kitty!
Please keep these two couples in mind. It gets interesting a little later on.
Moonie finally needs to put some time in at home. She has one last cry over Peanut Butter and then gets to work.
Jade gets her last cry in too.
We interrupt our moodlet managing for this breaking news: Glacier is now the half-brother of his nephew.
Moodlet managing goes wrong. -5
Look how sweet these two are. Moonie snuck in and fixed their moods too. They immediately woke up and thanked her.
In case you were wondering, Moonie does do other things besides woohoo and date.
On the other side of the room, Jade is using the board breaker. I had no clue you could have an audience though! Both Apple and PB are on the edge of their seats. They boo while she’s trying…
WTH? Apple is not evil! I have no clue, but she does this every time Jade stops short of hitting the board. Moonie is back there doing her best to ignore them all.
PB: Yay! Mommy you finally broke a board.
Apple: That sucked, Jade! BOOO!
Apple, in the middle of a snit, decides to break the toilet.
Moonie has been in the house for almost a whole 24 hours and actually completed a sculpture and sold it.
Jade was passing by and I noticed she was skilling. I have no clue what skill it is though.
Not happy about it, Moonie goes and unclogs the toilet in her bathroom.
I have lost count of all of PB’s grandkids at this point.
Speaking of PB, he was seen giving Lifesaver one last treat.
Because it is kitty time!
The fluffier one is a male named Dexter. His sister is randomly named Furball. They were given to a neighbor.
We do get a nameless heir kitty though! It’s a boy who is neat and playful. I’m sure I will come up with a name for him eventually. Until then, he is Kitten 3.
Furball doesn’t go home yet, she needs to scratch first.
PB has an obsession with smustling still. It’s getting old, PB.
PB: It will never be old!
Moonie wants a date with Eggplant. I clicked on his portrait and chose “Ask on Date”. Instead of calling, she literally walked out of the house and went to his.
Moonie: So want to go out somewhere?
See? You could have saved time and just called him!
Moonie: I have a better idea.
What idea is this?
Moonie: I think this is a wonderful idea. He’s tired, which = bed, which = woohoo!
Moonie: Wanna have a bit of fun before you go to bed?
Eggplant: I am definitely not too tired for that!
LOL She was just in the motive mobile, so I know for a fact she is not tired at all.
Eggplant: EWW! You got birthing fluid all over my bed!
Moonie: Shut up! I’m busy here!
LMAO! I literally died.
Moonie: I’d rather go on a date, tyvm!
No way, bring us a baby!
Moonie: *wails* BUT I DON’T LIKE BABIES!
She eventually makes it to the hospital and Eggplant wasn’t too far behind. Being consistent with Kitten 3, the baby is named Unnamed. I was at a complete loss for names.
Well, you could have been a bit more specific, dontcha think?
Moonie: I just can’t make up my mind!
Oh and she got her wish. It is a boy.
Moonie: I’m not happy about this.
While her and Eggplant make their way to the house, we check in with the family. Or..just Apple. PB and Jade were asleep. Apple, Jade and Moonie have filled up the easels, so Apple was stuck with the water slide. She’s freezing too, but not close to hyperthermia at least.
Moonie dumps the baby in the nursery and Eggplant immediately drags her upstairs and knocks her up again. *facepalm*
Later on, Apple and Eggplant have expressed an attraction for each other. He luckily ended up just chatting with her.
By this time, I have taken a break to find a name for the baby. I was tempted to stop here, then realized there were 150+ pics still to go through. Onward we go.
Boysenberry’s care is left to everyone except Moonie. Speaking of Moonie.
Remember the two couples I told you to remember? Here is why. Moonie was off to get the date with ChocoMint over with once and for all. She walked in and witnessed the shenanigans between Oleander’s pregnant wife and ChocoMint.
Not that Moonie cares who is doing what with who.
She’s at it again. I still can’t figure out why chatting gives her hologram images. She does have the hidden trait Future sims from the reward, I believe, but on all my searches, it does not say that this goes with that trait.
Anyway, Moonie and Choco talk about their favorite foods.
They head to the art gallery since she wanted to go there. They had a bit of fun.
Moonie may hate kids, but even she wouldn’t let a relative run around looking like this.
It’s been awhile since we saw some of Fruit Parfait’s kids. After she became free of the household, she got in a relationship with some lady named Rosette Lily Bliss. They eventually got married and adopted two kids, Joss and Adrian. Above is Joss and his daughter is Gail.
Dmitri sighting! He is so adorable.
After a romp in the phonebooth transporter thingy, we find out something horrible about ChocoMint.
Choco: I really love all the attention I have been getting lately.
Moonie: Ugh. You’re a social butterfly? How lame and I’m so outta here.
Meanwhile, back home.
This pretty much sums up Moonie in one pic.
PB: Okay, so first you bend over. Then you reach inside the crib. After that, you gently pick up the little bundle. Lastly, YOU FEED THE DAMN THING SO IT STOPS SCREAMING.
Moonie: Oh screw that shit!
PB: Goodie! Grandpa gets you all to himself.
Moonie: I hate kids and I will never have another one as long as I live.
Says you, but just remember who the real boss around here is.
Jade: It’s finally my turn with the baby!
Moonie changes into her outerwear and heads on over to Eggplant’s house.
Moonie: I hate to interrupt you blood infusion, but I think it’s time I made a decision. Will you be my boyfriend?
Eggplant: Really? You’re finally ready?
Eggplant: I’m really tired though. How about some woohoo then bed?
Moonie is on a mission and sleep is not apart of it.
Aww, I missed it, but she dropped the ring. It was adorable.
Of course he said yes when she finally proposed.
Then they made cute little faces at each other and swooned.
They even documented the moment.
Hahahaha! It was almost too perfect of timing! ChocoMint had found himself into the Tart family tree after all!
Robin Dust-Harbucks is Jade’s sister. Her dad is Caramel Tart and Pearl Dust is her mother.
After the proposal, Eggplant was easily convinced to move in. His first act as a new resident better have something to do with a bathroom. Right now!
I then noticed the mailbox hiding behind the pillar. Oops.
No clue how long this letter was in for, but the point is moot.
I have a strong feeling that someone in this room did not go pee.
Eggplant: I finally get to hold my son.
Baby #2 is official!
So, I guess we now know for sure that you’re an idiot and belong here. Welcome to the family, Eggplant. He had picked up the boy, and then put him back down again to do this. I bet he thought with Moonie doing the baby pop, I would miss this.
Eggplant: Don’t tell anyone! I’ll be laughed as the first sim to pee themselves within an hour of actually moving into an active household.
Probably not, and yes, we have to document this. -5
At least he remembered that his child needed to be fed.
The man has absolutely no musical skills, but he does have the rock star face down already. Oh and I found the Tart violin in his inventory. No one (including me) even noticed it was missing.
Aww, we’re gonna have an oldie in the house for the first time in forever.
Moonie: I didn’t paint this! I swear!
Oh yes you did and it’s going right up into the nursery.
Remember how Moonie and Apple were strangers? Well, they still are. Moonie wouldn’t even let her mom rub her belly, which made the relationship even worse.
I finally got bored with having the baby in the house and Boysenberry had his birthday. He gets Apple’s skin, PB’s eyes and random blonde hair? Thanks EA for ruining a perfect child.
See, I knew you secretly liked him!
Moonie: I just want him to be able to leave any room I enter fast and on command.
It’s pretty quiet around the house. Well, except for the crap that Eggplant insists is music.
Apple finishes her sketch and finally heads down for cake.
I know for a fact that she is the same age as Apple and I started to freak out that no one was aging. I then remembered that she was a fairy like PB. The other ladies that moved in with her did age to elder too.
I really need to update the family tree. It is horribly convoluted. FP’s son Adrian is now married to elder Cassia Morning (Oleander’s mom) and has a child with him. Actually, I’m going to update the tree right now before I forget. See you next time!
Self wetting: -5
Passing out: -5
P.S. Generation 7 scoring changes: I forgot to tabulate the scores for randomizing traits and not spending happy points which will add +20 to the score.