Tart: Bent Out of Shape

Welcome back. After months of not playing, I got a wild hair to see if moving my files to a different computer would solve the crashing problems.

Orange made it through her makeover (again).

As did Kiwi.

While trying to remember how to play the game, Habanero tried to run away from the evidence of his bladder problems. When caught, he tried to blame it on the washing machine. It was then pointed out that he peed in front of the dryer.

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Not to be left out, Plum was actually on his way to toilet when he couldn’t hold it any longer.

Plum: Well, at least I’m near the shower.

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Fudge heads out to the garden for some money bags.

Of course, we can’t forget to skill up the kids.

Speaking of kids. Here is Extra Kid

And Jello becoming toddlers.

Spiral staircase traffic jam. Oh, wait. Nope. Cream Cheese is blocking the way. All three teens are late to school and get scolded.

I then had to teleport everyone away so that they could get the brat that just passed out put to bed. Too bad Fudge was off doing who knows what and he stayed there for hours.

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Oh, so that’s where she was.

Awww. Blackberry leaves us.

Blackberry: I would have lived longer if you’d have just fixed that damn tv.

Peach: Who’s going to feed us now?

Moodlet Manager for the household. Plum is very appreciative.

Seriously?

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Fudge is sick of crying family members and makes them all go to the festival. Because Motive Mobile wins life.

She has three wants to snuggle tots and one to chat with one. So, being a good mom for five minutes was witnessed by the town.

Kiwi was playing chess and Plum joined him. #socialdistancing

All three teens, Peach, Pumpkin, and Habanero had a hot dog eating contest.

Peach wins.

Plum enjoyed himself so much at the festival, that he leaves this earthly plane happily.

This was a shocker. How the hell did Blackberry pull this off?

EVERY family member has this want. It will be ignored.

Pop Tart and Miltan are still going strong. They only had the one child, but they are now up to two grandkids.

Doing a family check finds Habanero out on the water slide.

Charlie doing his music thing.

and Pumpkin playing in the sprinkler.

Everyone else is asleep…since it’s the middle of the night.

Cream Cheese and Peppermint have birthdays.

Ugh. Of course at least one is lame and does this.

Peppermint was just standing around doing nothing.

Cream Cheese: Mom, I can make a career out of gaming. Just buy me a huge expensive setup and I will show you.

Random happenings around town.

LOL Kiwi S. married Grape, so they are not related by blood. Kiwi then kicked the bucket an hour later.

I’m so tired of screaming.

But Charlie is on the job. Just not potty cleaning.

Pumpking: Can you do this elsewhere. I’m trying to look good by cleaning.

Peach: Yeah, go paint or something.

Hahaha gross. Kiwi didn’t even wait for the grave to be filled in before shacking up with Kiwi and Grape’s DAUGHTER. So, Grape is Kiwi’s great uncle, which makes Eggplant his cousin xxx-removed. Too confusing to figure out, but ew.