Chapter 8

Last time, they moved to Roaring Heights, but I hated the house and moved to another one.   Other than that, there were a lot of fails and nothing really got accomplished.

Peanut Butter checks out the house from a top a cabinet in the new living room of a house from my bin, I think it was an EA one that came with something.  It’s nautical themed, so I put it near the ocean.

Wow, I almost have enough sims in one spot for an actual sim check.  Apple, with Beignet sitting, Jade, Peanut Brittle and Mooncake is screaming for food.

Peanut Brittle:  I guess it was just too much for you two to just feed them?
Jade:  I love listening to them cry.
Apple:  Oh, were we supposed to be helpful?

Considering that you’re throwing away poop, yes, you are extremely helpful.  Carry on.

Jade:  Aren’t you going to feed her?
PB:  Nah, I decided to teach Beignet to talk.   Beignet, say, “My sister screams really loudly.”
Beignet:  Sissy hungy!

Beignet:  I HUNGY TOO!
Mooncake:  HUNGY!  EAT!

Apparently Jade was NOT feeding Mooncake in the previous pic.

PB finally got tired of their cries and fed them.

Oleander brought home a “friend” Joss  Bliss-Tart.  He is actually Jade’s half-brother (Fruit Parfait and Rosette Lily’s adopted child).

Glacier, what are you doing?  Go home!
Glacier:  Nomnomnom!
Dammit, kid, it’s your birthday!  Go home!
Glacier:  Cake?

It is in fact a triple birthday.

 

It is also a sad fact that this is all I got from it.

They even got makeovers, see Wasabi on the right?

I did get a picture of Apple, because old people are a lot more interesting than potential heirs.

Apple:  Did you just call me old?
Well, middle aged.

There we go.  Wasabi on the left and Glacier between the half-uncle and Oleander.

In case you were wondering, Spearmint and Cinnaburst never came home either.

OMG!  My first kitty pass out!  *cries*

Starburst:  My neck!  I broke my neck!

This is not my first child pass out. –5 Cinnaburst.

So, I finally realized why no one was coming home or going to school.  The bus is as close it will get.  Even the motive mobile won’t come closer.  They then run to the first curve, then inland through the trees, and then back out and into the house.

As usual, a toddler is screaming.  I can’t wait for them to grow up.

Apple chased down Oleander (hence the screaming toddler above) to scold him for being late for school.

Oleander:  Did you really just make me leave school for this?
Apple:  It’s not my fault!  Blame EA coding.

I actually just came to check on Jade because her portrait was a disturbing shade of red. The fight was already ongoing.

Holy shit.  Apple, that’s your step-son!  Dammit Jade!  -5

WTF is wrong with you people?  -5 Spearmint.

Oh look who remembered they have babies in the house.

Peanut Brittle:  *stares creepily into space with an even creepier smile*

I give up.  -5 Oleander

Oleander:  I just got my ass handed to me by an old lady, then there was that 3 mile run in a weird zigzag pattern to get home…sob.
Jade:  Oleander, you suck.
Cinnaburst:  You’re the best grandma ever!

You do realize that I just had your whole family move, right?
Glacier:  But this is awesome and new!  I don’t want to move.
Too bad.

Everyone actually makes it into the motive mobile for the trek across town to the new house.  The new BIG house.

I’m not so sure why the kitty….oh yeah, Lifesaver is tired though.  Maybe the motive mobile doesn’t work on pets.  I remember reading recently that the MM does not work on toddlers.  I must have a glitched 4 years playing, because my toddlers LOVE a ride in the MM and it does it’s job just fine.  Anyway, the first part of the update was from June 10 (although written up on 7/2).  Since this is the end of my pictures, I guess it’s time to play and hopefully age up some more kids.

I made a few changes here and there.  The kitchen got an upgrade to ITF appliances.  The bathroom was given 3 all-in-one bathrooms.  The middle room on the right was converted for some easels and the martial arts dummy.  The room above it got a completed WA collection and a chairless chess set…  might need to fix that.  The playground was already there, but I did add the pet stuff of course.

The upstairs started off with four double beds and one child’s room, I think.  It now has two double beds, 2 bedrooms for the five boys, and a nursery for the girls, which will be converted when they grow up.  There is also a treadmill and another completed collection.

Oh dear, might we be on our way to our first school failure in 7 generations?  Oh and he is grounded for fighting in public.  Also, Oleander ages up in three days, so an heir poll is imminent, probably have to end this update early just to have it.  Spearmint and Cinnaburst will be teens in one day and the girls will be aged up as soon

I couldn’t remember if the girls could potty.  I teleported them upstairs and used their toddler interaction to go pee.  Yep, they are all skilled up.   Since it is 2 am, they will have their birthday later after the boys all go to school.  Until then, they can just play.

Lookit!  The bus and Jade’s carpool are actually at the house!

Oleander managed to sneak out, so we can safely have birthdays, starting with Beignet.

Beignet ends up being a face clone of Apple, but with PB’s hair color and, I think Apple’s skin.  She’s on a rainbow slider and PB is just plain EA blue.

Mooncake is up next.

Apple:  Woooo!  No more toddlers!
Oh hush you!  I see that want for a baby.
Apple:  No you don’t!

Mooncake then decides not to age up and sits around screaming for food, when she could have been having cake as a child.

Omg.  In the process of fixing her, debugenabler (fix invisible sims) gave her this hair after re-inheriting her outfit.  Isn’t she adorable?

No grow the hell up!

Um..so it worked.  I think I have an heiress guys.  I am so happy with how she turned out.  I was gonna let you have a peek of her as a YA, but nah.  You all can wait until the heir poll.  Yes, we will have one, because there is another I adore too.

Isn’t she a doll?  She doesn’t look just like PB or Apple, but a nice blend.

Woah!  No need to do dishes.  Please, just find a toilet.  Fast.

Since when do you paint?
PB:  Since now.  Go away.

Where are you going?
Beignet:  To the bathroom, where else?

Apparently the only way into the bathroom is to go out the front door, around the side of the house and into the pool area, where we find Apple being killed by a door.

Jade:  The dumbass contractor forgot to put a roof over the new hallway.
Oh bite me.
Jade:  Nah, I’m hungry, but not THAT hungry.

There is the new addition, with roof.  I then decided to add windows the whole back of the house.

I am so glad Mooncake chose a different bathroom.  Because of her glitch, she had to pee worse than her sister.  Now it’s a fight to get the cheap thing to flush.  haha.

Wasabi is the first one home and PB heads straight towards him.

PB:  Don’t be a loser like your brother.  Do your homework right now.
Wasabi:  Yes, dad.

As you can see with your first look at Wasabi, he is a PB face clone with Apple’s hair and eyes and Jade’s skin.

Fruit Parfait had adopted another child and Wasabi brought him home.  Meet half-uncle Adrian.

Glacier went to Frances Picard’s house after school.  The girl was not there, but Glacier went in anyway.  Glacier has an interesting look.  I see a lot of PB and Vanilla Dust in him, but mostly PB.

I wanted to get a look at her, so I reset Frances.  From the front, she isn’t too bad, but her profile is not so good.  I doubt she will have a chance at marrying into the family.  I guess it’s time to turn SP immigration on.

Fixing her makeup and hair was barely any improvement at all.  She’s still okay though.

Lifesaver is kind of cute, but a bit creepy ugly.  I like him and it’s his birthday!

He totally grew into has face and is absolutely fab now.

The second after Lifesaver aged up, we got this.  We might need to go investigate.  He’s insane and evil, so no telling what he is doing over at that boys house.

He was just standing there in an unrendered room, so then I checked and saw this.  Hahaha!

You are so naughty!

Cinnaburst:  But I’m awesome and adorable.

PB had a wish to chat with Apple.

PB:  So, that thing downstairs is a paintbrush.  If you paint enough, you max a skill and then you can start playing the guitar.  We get points, lots of points, when you complete your LTW.
Apple:  I have no intention of doing anything of the sort.  Carry on.

Keeping the parents occupied means that tired little girls find their new beds just fine.

Evil my ass.  Cinnaburst arrives home and feeds Starburst a treat and then wishes to be best friends with his dad.

I was checking to make sure there was catfood, when I heard the woohoo sounds.  It ends up being a risky, but failed.  Whew!

PB:  Time for bed, son.
Oleander:  Good idea, dad.

I was going to have PB tell him to do his homework, but there was no option.  A quick check showed that it was already done.  o.O

Spearmint, how about doing your homework and going to bed?
Spearmint:  How about no?

See what happens when you sass people?

PB:  Do your homework and then go to bed.

I lost track of Cinnaburst long enough for him to address the royal court and plant a booby trap.  That boy!

PB:  Cinna, go to bed right now and stop setting booby traps.
Cinnaburst:  I have no idea what you are talking about, dad.  I didn’t do it.
PB:  Yeah, right.  Just because I didn’t see it, does not mean I don’t know who is to blame.

Dammit, Glacier!  It’s 1 am.  Do you even know what that means?
Glacier:  That it’s bedtime?

Nope, it means you get to go home and explain why the cops had to bring you home.
Glacier:  Crap!

PB:  Well, another child wallowing in misery.  My work here is done.  Good night.

While everyone else heads to sleep, the girls wake up and go play.

HRH Cinnaburst’s demands for food went unheeded.  He was just lucky that he could get around Confuscious to get something to eat.

Cinnaburst’s fruit parfait came out bad quality, so I grabbed a plate of pancakes that Apple made recently.  Even asleep, PB was able to call the household to meal, so Cinna was able to put down is nasty rotten food and grab something tasty with his sisters.

Unfortunately, as soon as they grabbed plates, it went bad.  So, now we get to watch sick kids.

By the time I got through the fridge, it was time for everyone to wake up.  It’s also time for more birthdays.

I’m not sure why all the food rots when it’s taken out of the fridge, but at least the cakes seem okay.

I missed the announcement, but it’s Leisure Day.  That means early birthdays for the boys.

Spearmint:  Why in the hell did you take a picture mid-birthday!?
Oh c’mon.  It’s funny.  I like it.

He’s cute, but looks just like PB.  I don’t see even a tiny bit of Apple in there.

Again, a good looking boy, but still a clone.  The all look just like Caramel/Sage/Jade, but with differing colors.  We totally need to breed out the flat, low lying nose.  It’s really yucky.

I will now leave you with a picture of Peanut Butter playing in the tub.

Next up is the heir poll!  Stay tuned!

Self-Wetting: (83) -415
Passing Out: (90 (+4)) -450
Failing School: 0
Accidental butt dialing of the cops (aka, Service calls either accidental or game forced): -5
Accidental Deaths: (1) -10
Social Worker Visit: (1) -15
Cheat Penalty: (3) -30

Torch Holders: 7
Births: (43) +215
Twin Births: (6) +60
Triplet Births: (2) +30
Quads: (2) +40
Fulfilling LTW: (8) +320
Achieving Honor Roll: (9) +45
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: (6) +60
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: (6) +60
Every 100,000 dollars: (17) +340
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: (1) +10

Total Score: 255
-20 + 20 = no score change from last time.